Hamlet 30
HAMLET
How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the
card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,
Horatio, these three years I have taken a note of
it; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the
peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he
gaffs his kibe. How long hast thou been a
grave-maker?
FIRST CLOWN
Of all the days i’ the year, I came to’t that day
that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.
HAMLET
How long is that since?
FIRST CLOWN
Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that
is mad, and sent into England.
HAMLET
Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
FIRST CLOWN
Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits
there; or, if he do not, it’s no great matter there.
HAMLET
Why?
FIRST CLOWN
‘Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
are as mad as he.
HAMLET
How came he mad?
FIRST CLOWN
Very strangely, they say.
HAMLET
How strangely?
FIRST CLOWN
Faith, e’en with losing his wits.
HAMLET
Upon what ground?
FIRST CLOWN
Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man
and boy, thirty years.

